Words are fun!

Those who know me have probably experienced my love for inventing words. Now, this goes in any capacity, whether profane or appropriate.

For example, G-rated words with inappropriate meanings: Flast, Brimlify, etc.

And for any children reading, look away: Douchetwat, Powerqueef, are among my favorites.



So, this reference, as we will now refer to as Powerqueef regardless of who is looking on at this - because, let's be honest, the majority of the older/younger audience that could be offended by this doesn't even know what a queef is - recently sparked a bit of my google enthusiasm.

Let me just say how great of a resource Google is, with comedy. If Yahoo Answers is the mecha of laughter, Google is the God that created it. Where else can you type in something so random and have such a guaranteed turnout.

Well, today I googled "Powerqueef", just out of curiosity. And behold, there were results. Quite a few of them. At first I only saw turnups for message boards, which made me saddened, by alas, there shined a lovely gem among those finds...


www.Powerqueef.blogspot.com

Now, unfortunately, I'll save you the time... There's really nothing there. I was so incredibly disappointed when I went because, well, powerqueef.blogspot.com is just a one post blog. It never really got its time in the sun, or lived up to its promising name.

However, I have to say that it accomplished a whole lot in that one post.

Basically it gives this terribly attractive picture of Rosie O'Donnell, and provides something along the lines of "Rosie O'Donnell fights for women's rights and is the first Powerqueef of the day for it!", but in a good way.

But this gets me to thinking...

Is a "Powerqueef" thusly a good thing? Does it inspire people to queef? And in what way? Supportively? Are people "queefing for a united cause"? Powerfully? Is Powerqueef.blogspot.com commenting women on their ability to unite with one another, and thus synonymizing queefing with advancing public image?

And it bothers me most because I made my own personal definition of Powerqueef prior to ever using Google to look it up. MY definition was just an overly strong and exaggerated queef... But I love that powerqueef.blogspot.com provides another look at the word. One that inspires hope, and aspirations of justice.


Really, in the end, I know powerqueef.blogspot.com is just making fun of Rosie O'Donnell... But it just gets me so sad. If that was really the angle, how come the "first of the day" was the last of all time?

So, farewell, powerqueef.blogspot.com ... You hit your prime before anybody knew you... But I'll always remember how you supported women's rights with your inspiring tales of teamwork and gassy expulsions.



My name is Ryan Lilly, and I powerfully, and queefingly, support this post.